Mess with Jaat… get turned into chaat !

Mess with Jaat… get turned into chaat : My quick take on Sunny Deol’s “Jaat” (theatrical release)

A few years ago, Bollywood gave us A Flying Jatt—a superhero who flew with the grace of a confused pigeon and crash-landed straight into audience indifference. But now… Enter the real Jatt. He doesn’t fly—but he makes goons fly, with a single blow that has its own seismic rating.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, brace yourselves for “Jaat: The Man, The Myth, The Muscle Tornado.”

And here’s the clincher—the tagline of the movie is: “Sorry Bol.” Now, if you’re a die-hard Gadar or Border fan, don’t worry. You won’t need to say sorry. You’ll be too busy screaming “Hindustan Zindabad!” at your popcorn, else you might just feel… sorry.

Sunny Paaji is in his element. He’s gone from hand pump–removal specialist to general contractor of chaos—uprooting fans, grills, and possibly urban infrastructure with bare hands. Few state governments can hire his services as a ‘buldozer baba’

The story is drenched in the oil of every Telugu masala film ever made. Revenge. Flashbacks. Slo-mo rain. Heroic walk-ins with background score louder than your neighbor’s pressure cooker. In short the plot is simpler than Maggie recipe “mess with jaat, get turned into chaat”

Meanwhile, Bhaijaan must be sulking somewhere in a Tamil dubbing studio, wondering why he didn’t sign a Telugu director. Had he done that, he’d be Sikandar the Great. Instead, Sunny took the mass route, and the masses are loving it.

The action set pieces!! Think Rockybhai meets Marcobhai, but with a machete addiction which could give complex to K-movie makers.

Movie also has two item performances. One by Urvashi Rautela, now the resident of Ramoji Film City, shaking legs like she’s paying rent in beats-per-minute. Second by Upendra Limaye, our Marathi-to-Telugu crossover king, he too has become a lucky charm of all telgu movie makers.

And then, Randeep Hooda—in a villainous avatar so stylish and menacing, he almost steals the show. After all a real haryanvi jatt can stand tall in front of Punjabi Jatt.

Jaat isn’t a film. It’s what happens when Sunny Deol enters a Telugu writer’s dream and starts swinging things like he’s in a WWE main event. So go watch it (if you are ढाई किलो का fan) or “Sorry Bol”