Savi - The Bloody Housewife: A Comedic Ode, my quick take on this Netflix release
Sav-i should be Save-ii, save your 2 hours dear,
A "jailbreak for dummies," not worth a cheer.
Modern Savitri, British Yama in sight,
To free her hubby from his wrongful plight.
Abhinav Deo, thrillers you’ve done well,
But this disaster? Only time will tell.
A rip-off so clear, Russell Crowe's "Three Days,"
यार, कॉपी तो ढंग से करो, we say.
Divya Khosla, the "bloody" spouse lead,
Pathetic acting, a mannequin we'd need.
Hubby the producer, that’s how she got the part,
Her wooden performance? Not a work of art.
Zakkas Kapoor, a mentor bizarre,
Freaky getups, adding life, ha-ha!
Set in England, the scene’s pretty neat,
But dumb British cops? Now that's a feat.
Baker Street boys and Scotland Yard's pride,
Cringing at Savi's nincompoop ride.
Shoddy screenplay, Divya's acting a fright,
Illogical plot, but the setting's quite bright.
A bit of suspense when the family's on the run,
But mostly it's a bore, not much fun.
Save yourself from Savi, dear movie-goer,
For this bloody housewife's not worth the hour.
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