Save yourself from Savi

Savi - The Bloody Housewife: A Comedic Ode, my quick take on this Netflix release

Sav-i should be Save-ii, save your 2 hours dear,

A "jailbreak for dummies," not worth a cheer.

Modern Savitri, British Yama in sight,

To free her hubby from his wrongful plight.

Abhinav Deo, thrillers you’ve done well,

But this disaster? Only time will tell.

A rip-off so clear, Russell Crowe's "Three Days,"

यार, कॉपी तो ढंग से करो, we say.

Divya Khosla, the "bloody" spouse lead,

Pathetic acting, a mannequin we'd need.

Hubby the producer, that’s how she got the part,

Her wooden performance? Not a work of art.

Zakkas Kapoor, a mentor bizarre,

Freaky getups, adding life, ha-ha!

Set in England, the scene’s pretty neat,

But dumb British cops? Now that's a feat.

Baker Street boys and Scotland Yard's pride,

Cringing at Savi's nincompoop ride.

Shoddy screenplay, Divya's acting a fright,

Illogical plot, but the setting's quite bright.

A bit of suspense when the family's on the run,

But mostly it's a bore, not much fun.

Save yourself from Savi, dear movie-goer,

For this bloody housewife's not worth the hour.