Yudhra – A Cinematic Yudh Against Logic, or a Dry Run for “Don 3”?

Yudhra – A Cinematic Yudh Against Logic, or a Dry Run for “Don 3”? : My quick take on movie “युध्रा” (cinematicrelease)

The makers of *युद्रा* clearly thought our IQ was *क्षुद्रा*,

Treating our brains like Swiss cheese—full of छिद्रा.

This hero’s battle with anger?

Left me angrier than a traffic jam in Bangalore, no brainer.

What was that, भाई?

Running the whole film on just action high!

The plot? A relic from the archives,

*Maa, baap ka बदला*—because clearly, originality no longer thrives.

Predictable story? Oh, absolutely,

With *chapari* dialogues delivered brutely.

They tried for a *Gully Boy* kind of street cred,

But honestly, the swag fell flatter than week-old bread.

Raghav Juyal’s performance? Sure, he soared,

But post-kills, the only stars I saw were when I snored.

Malavika Mohanan’s Bollywood debut—

Four kisses, four songs, and boom—*tai tai phiss*, thank you!

Okay, sure, in some angles, she’s quite the allure,

But if she reminds you of Deepika, you’re living in a fantasy for sure.

And let’s talk about that *so-called suspense*—what a joke!

A mole in the villain's gang? Oh, Don’s style they did evoke.

Looks like Farhan and Ritesh thought, “Why not dry run *Don 3*?”

Went to Portugal for some location scouting spree,

Probably lined up a few *firangi* stunt coordinators on the way,

But forgot a little thing called plot/storyline to save the day.

Good cinematography, I’ll give them that,

Exotic locations and action sequences that’ll leave you flat.

But a **stupid plot** and lackadaisical performances—my word!

Even the घर का भेदी , लंका ढाय type drama than this mole absurd.

By the end, I was kicking myself silly,

Wondering—what is *Yudhra*, ?

Well, at least we know it has nothing to do with Raj Kundra,

Like the protagonist i too developed brainमें केमिकल लोचा

If you think my lame joke didn’t quite amuse,

Watch *Yudhra* and you’ll agree—I have better humor to use!

*Stay away—this yudh ain’t worth the bruises.*