Yudhra – A Cinematic Yudh Against Logic, or a Dry Run for “Don 3”? : My quick take on movie “युध्रा” (cinematicrelease)
The makers of *युद्रा* clearly thought our IQ was *क्षुद्रा*,
Treating our brains like Swiss cheese—full of छिद्रा.
This hero’s battle with anger?
Left me angrier than a traffic jam in Bangalore, no brainer.
What was that, भाई?
Running the whole film on just action high!
The plot? A relic from the archives,
*Maa, baap ka बदला*—because clearly, originality no longer thrives.
Predictable story? Oh, absolutely,
With *chapari* dialogues delivered brutely.
They tried for a *Gully Boy* kind of street cred,
But honestly, the swag fell flatter than week-old bread.
Raghav Juyal’s performance? Sure, he soared,
But post-kills, the only stars I saw were when I snored.
Malavika Mohanan’s Bollywood debut—
Four kisses, four songs, and boom—*tai tai phiss*, thank you!
Okay, sure, in some angles, she’s quite the allure,
But if she reminds you of Deepika, you’re living in a fantasy for sure.
And let’s talk about that *so-called suspense*—what a joke!
A mole in the villain's gang? Oh, Don’s style they did evoke.
Looks like Farhan and Ritesh thought, “Why not dry run *Don 3*?”
Went to Portugal for some location scouting spree,
Probably lined up a few *firangi* stunt coordinators on the way,
But forgot a little thing called plot/storyline to save the day.
Good cinematography, I’ll give them that,
Exotic locations and action sequences that’ll leave you flat.
But a **stupid plot** and lackadaisical performances—my word!
Even the घर का भेदी , लंका ढाय type drama than this mole absurd.
By the end, I was kicking myself silly,
Wondering—what is *Yudhra*, ?
Well, at least we know it has nothing to do with Raj Kundra,
Like the protagonist i too developed brainमें केमिकल लोचा
If you think my lame joke didn’t quite amuse,
Watch *Yudhra* and you’ll agree—I have better humor to use!
*Stay away—this yudh ain’t worth the bruises.*
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