‘Manga’ by Vanga: My quick take on Ranbir Kapoor’s “Animal” (theatrical release)
"Ah, 'Animal,' the delightfully chaotic rollercoaster that left me feeling like I've been through a mishmash of a Japanese Manga, complete with mindless action, buckets of blood, and steaminess galore. It's like Vanga's tribute to the art of confusing storytelling, reminiscent of his Kabir Singh days. Protagonist swaps scalpels for an axe while maintaining the same archaic views on women.
The plot? Anil Kapoor's too busy for his kids, Ranbir craves daddy time, and the whole movie revolves around this family drama. Just when I thought it might take a 'Shakti' turn, Vanga veers off into the unknown, taking 200 minutes to do so because editing is overrated, apparently.
Vanga's outlook on women? Well, let's just say he needs a serious reality check. There's a 'lick my shoes to prove love' scene that's the epitome of creativity. 😡 Dialogues? Expect references to everything from sanitary pads , inner wears to unmentionables.
The narrative's as nonlinear as it gets, leaving me feeling like I'm in a maze. Character development? What's that? But hey, at least the songs play in the background without lip-syncing—silver linings, right?
Violence, bloodshed, and action that might make John Wick rethink his career choices. Ranbir's fighting skills might just outshine his acting chops—oops, did I say that?
Much talked about Bobby Deol's 'resurrection' feels more like an item dance 😝 (a blink-and-miss situation), Rashmika Mandhana's dialogue delivery involves locked teeth or lips with Ranbir, and Anil Kapoor's the only one with some swag in this chaos.
In a nutshell? Half-baked plot, undercooked characters, and editing that adds to the confusion. If you're into blood, mindless action, cringe-worthy dialogues, and below-the-belt jokes, this 3.5-hour extravaganza might just be your cup of tea. But if family time or PETA support is your thing, steer clear of this 'Animal.' Trust me, it's not family movie night material—or PETA-approved, for that matter."
This ‘Animal’ cannot be tamed 😉 , I felt वांगा ने अपून को मंगा बनाया 🤓.
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