Sheer “कांगावा” , The absurdity Awakens: My quick take on the Movie “Kanguwa” (The theatrical release)
“Kanguwa” – a magnum o-fuss that redefines the art of ruining potential with sheer audacity. My spontaneous reaction? “Yaar, kuch bhi!” A glowing testimony of how to butcher (or should I say boutch up?) a plot by blending every storyline imaginable into a sticky, unpalatable mess.
Here’s the checklist:
• Bounty hunters of Kalki? Present.
• Mutant boy from Airbender? Yep.
• Rip-offs from Apocalypse? Oh, you bet.
• Editing? Feels like it was outsourced to the “My First Crafts Kit” club.
• CGI? Cringe-max.
• Action? Over the top—literally—and utterly pointless.
Performances? Let’s not insult the word. Story काय सांगवा? It’s as if the writers decided storytelling was for amateurs and just went with vibes.
Disha Patani’s contribution? Proving her abs could outshine Bobby’s (Sorry, Deol fans!). Her costumes are barely there, yet somehow less convincing than the tribal gear of 1070 AD.
The cherry on top? Two timelines no one asked for, cringy comedy (was it supposed to be?), and mind-numbing action scenes. By the 90-minute mark, I’d developed the superhuman ability to nap in chaos. Watching it in 3D would’ve been the ultimate punishment—thank goodness for small mercies.
And just when I thought I survived the 150-minute ordeal, the real horror hit: a threat of Part 2. Someone call the cinematic authorities; we’ve had enough madness for one lifetime.
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